Sunday, August 24, 2008

ORU Navigatorin kumural.........

Road ellam ennamo nalla thaan irukku….. Ana namma ooru maadiri “annan tea kadaila” ninnu oru route kekka miyudha, oru theru(“Exit” in US terms) vittuta aduttha oorukku thaan poganum. Ore roadku rendu moonu Name irukku, idha paakama vitta navigatora nongu edukkaraanunga……

Navigator: Navigator padhavi na enna nu theriyuma ya unakku
Yenni kavadhu Navigator seatla ukkandurukkiya ya,
Ukkandhu paaru, Oru Nalaiku ettana highway paakanum nu,
Evvalavu Sharp right, Evvalvu Slight Right, Evvalavu boulevard, Evvalavu avenue,
Evvalvu Street, Evvalvu Place, Etthana Fork, Etthana Lane
Ettana Sikkal, Ettana Tension nu Ukkandhurukkaravanukku thaan ya theriyum
Summa Yengayum Ninaichama Thirumbunama mudivedukka mudiyathu,
Oru turn miss pannina adha thola nokkoda yaarum ooru suttama poi serra maadiri thaan mudivedukka mudiyum, adha thaan naanum senjen……
Passenger: Sulabama edukka vendiya turna thoongikitte vittuputu ippo sappa kattu katreengale……
Navigator : Navigator Seatla ukkandha thookam varumnu soldren…….Unakku purila, Nee Ukkandhu paar….. Appo Theriyum….. Oru Naal….. Oru Naal…..Nee navigatora irundhu paar, Appo puriyum
Driver: Idhu seriyana badhil illiye, Naan eppadinga unga seatla ukkara mudiyum, apparam naan eppo thaan thoongarthu……..Idhu vadhathukku venumna nalla irukkalam, ana nadakkara kaariyama….
Navigator: Nadakkum, Driving sattathula adhukku edam irukku, Chinnadha oru map printout edukkalam, oru naal irundhu paaru ya…..
Passenger: Illa, Neenga joke panreenga
Navigator: Naan serious thaan soldren, Oru naan ennoda naarkali la ukkandhu paaru, Yen naarkali oru mul padukkai, Yen thalaila irukkarthu oru mul creedam nu unakku puriyum, adhulla enga sign boarda paakka mudiyum, enga muzhicchurukka mudiyathu nu unakku palicchunu puriyum. Adhukku apparam NAVIGATOR velai evvalo kashtamanadhunu neeye passenger makkalukku edutthu chollu.
Passenger: Illenga, adhu yen velai illeenga……
Navigator: Sonna udane jaga vaangara paathiya….. Adhan, Oru vandiyoda navigator kitta vilayada koodathungarthu…… Unna maadiri oru aal kitte neradiya oru velaiya kuduttha pinnalaye ukkandu thoongara paathiya…….


So Navigator wins....... Yaarum Navigatora korai solladheenga pa..........

8 comments:

Lakshmisri Gopalan said...

Navigator ke eppadi solre ne.... Nee mattum drive aana ennana pesuviyo....

Anonymous said...

navigator adhu velaya eppovume correct aa thaanga pannudhu.... :) oyaama speed check, follow the round about, third exit nu sollikitte irukkum....

indha oor la navigator ku Tom Tom nu oru chella per irukku....

naan en friend oda naviagtor ku Lakshmi nu per vechurukken.... :) enga dee ponum nu if he asks.... i tell him "nee car la ukkaru, Lakshmi sollum...." :) :)

first day tension aanaan, apram lendhu even he is calling it Lakshmi.... :) :)

inga vellaikaran kadai la ninnu tea kudikalam.... namma oor madhiri varaadhu but even then its something compared to nothing.... pucca va shed pottu tea vippaanga inga.... :) andha kadai la irukaravanga kitta u can ask for directions and even have some casual talk.... :)

Shyam said...

Lakshmi: Driver aana approm blog ezhudaren, vandhu paaru.....

Meenakshi: Navigator nu naan GPS gadgeta sollalanga. Driver seat pakkathula munnala ukkandurukkara manushana sonnen. Normally I end up in that seat in all our road trips and tours :) :)

Vijay said...

Nee navigator-aa irundhu navigate panradha vida thoongardhu dhaan Adhigam :):):)

Driver aanathukku appuramum adha seiyaama irundha seri.

arthi said...

nice one :)

Wooster said...

Unna mathiri oru Navigator vechi Drive pannuravangala paratanum :)

Road'la jog pannura ponna parthuttu, turn thandi ponaparam indha turnu than edukanum solluviye.. Un Navigation vazhga

nithya said...

Nalla conversion! Nalla experience... Edhu eppadi nadanthaalum, drivera vida navigator thaan kadaisila thittu vaangarathu... chumma start pannuvaanga... "Idhu ellam oru pozhappu" nu... apparam vedikum paaru... yaenda ivangaloda tour vanthomnu irukkum... :)

பிரேம்குமார் said...

Nice one dude. I did this Navigator role last weekend. OMG! It makes you lose all the fun of the ride and keeps u tensed :(